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Just Normal Girls
Chapter 02: There's Something About Ranma

By: adakun13

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Just Normal Girls

A/N: Well, thank you all so much for all the positive reviews. I didn't really expect it to be this popular or good, it's just an idea for a crossover that I wanted to get through.

Chapter 2: There's Something About Ranma

"Shampoo? What the hell are you doing here?" Ranma asked. The purple haired amazon got up and wrapped her arms around Ranma's neck like she would back in Nerima.

"Shampoo come to see Airen. Shampoo miss Ranma too too much."

"You're still on about the whole fiance thing? Don't you remember what happened after I got out of the hospital?"

Flashback

Nodoka had called all of Ranma's suitors to the Tendo Dojo the day after Ranma was released from the hospital.

"I'm sure you're all wondering what's going on." Nodoka said.

"Who you and where Airen?" Shampoo asked.

"I'm Ranma's mother, and I suggest you save your questions for later. Thank you, now, as you probably know, my son was recently locked in his curse form by a magical artifact. He went on an expedition to unlock his curse...and failed."

"What? Ranma-honey's stuck as a girl!" "That can't happen!" "Aiyah!"

"Yes, I now have a daughter instead of a son. Also, as a girl, I relinquish all previous engagements to my son, as he is no longer existent. I'm sorry that my husband wasted your time with my son." Nodoka left the girls to themselves.

"Ranma's gonna be a girl forever?" Ukyo said.

"It looks that way. I don't know if I could love him as a girl." Akane stated.

"Yeah, me neither. What about you Shampoo?"

End of Flashback

"Shampoo tell them that Shampoo love Ranma in either form."

"You...you could really love me if I'm never a man again?"

"Aiyah. Shampoo think Airen too too cute as girl."

"Shampoo...I...I don't know what to say. I like you a lot too. But I don't know what to feel right now. Can we just be friends for now?"

"Shampoo can do that. But Airen take Shampoo on date soon, yes?"

"Eventually."

The Next Day

Haruhi picked up her phone and dialed the number. She heard an extremely energetic voice on the other end. "Hi Honey-Sempai." "Haru-chan! It's been so long! What's it like in your school! Is it smelly? Is the Host Club a bunch of prostitutes?"

"Calm down, Honey-Sempai. I'm fine. I met a friend who's a very strong martial artist and I think she might be able to take you on."

"Really? What's her name Haru-chan?"

"Ranma Saotome."

"Really? But I've heard of a martial artist named Ranma Saotome, only he's a boy. Apparently he lives in the Nerima district."

"Well the Ranma I'm talking about is a girl and she just came from the Nerima district. Do you still wanna spar with her?"

"Sure, bring her to the Host Club after school. We'll give all our friends a big show!"

"Okay, bye Honey-Sempai." "Bye Haru-Chan!"

Haruhi hung up her phone and thought to herself, 'What are you hiding Ranma Saotome?'

Later that day

"Hello, Saotome Residence." Nodoka said picking up the phone.

"Oh, hello Haruhi, Ranma's right here." Nodoka handed the phone to her daughter.

"Yo, Haruhi. What's up?"

"Honey-Sempai said he wanted to see your skills, so we're going to Ouran today this afternoon. Honey said he would send a limo to get us."

"Okay, that's cool. I've been wondering about those yaoi friends of yours. I was just about to go over to see Natsuru. I'll see you later." "See ya."

Change of Scene

Ranma knocked on the door to Natsuru's house and the blue haired girl greeted her. They made their way up to her bedroom. It was a simple pale blue room with a work desk and computer.

She then noticed the one thing that stood out was the small stuffed and maimed tiger. It didn't seem to surprise Ranma when it started talking.

"Hey dollface, brought in another hot chick, eh?" Harakiri Tiger said.

"Aww shut up, you satanic plushy. This is my friend Ranma, and I don't want you treating her like you do me."

"Or what?" "Or this." Natsuru grabbed the tiger by the head and chucked him into the trash can.

"So Natsuru, I gotta know, why are you a girl right now?" Ranma asked.

"To be honest, I've been a girl for some time now."

"You mean your locked in your Kampfer form?"

"No, I just learned how to control my transformation, and I've decided to stay a girl."

The last statement baffled Ranma's brain to no end. Why would any guy chose to be a girl!

"I don't understand. I thought you hated your girl form!" Ranma exclaimed.

"I did, but I hated switching forms awkwardly even more. As long as I'm a Kampfer, I'll always turn into a girl before a battle. I couldn't take being a boy anymore, since fate just didn't want me to be one."

"How do you deal with it?"

"Simple, I just remind myself why I stay this way. I'd rather be one hundred percent girl, then be half a man."

Those words struck through Ranma like knife. She spent the last year looking for a cure for her curse, and always failing. Akane would always call him a sex changing pervert, but Ranma never let it really get to her. It seemed like the Kami never wanted her to be a full man again. She thought it cruel, but she realized that what Natsuru said made sense. Ever since the curse lock, Ranma realized how less stressful it was to remain in one form. She never liked being a girl, but she didn't hate it, at least not as much as she let on to people.

"Yeah...that...that makes sense I guess."

Later that afternoon

The limo pulled up to Natsuru's house and Haruhi stepped out to greet them.

"Hey Ranma, Honey's really excited to meet you. We better get moving, Tamaki-Sempai is probably worried about me."

"Okay, sure. Coming Nasuru?" "Sure, let's go."

At the Ouran High School Host Club

"Where's my beloved daughter! She's late!" Tamaki Suou yelled, looking at his watch in frustration.

"Why do you always worry over nothing boss?" Hikaru asked. "Yeah, I'm sure Haruhi wouldn't miss out on seeing us again." Kaoru added.

"I just got a text from the driver of Honey-Sempai's limousine, they're on their way here right now. I also took the liberty of getting some information on the third member with them. One Miss Natsuru Senou."

Tamaki snatched the paper and started looking over the information on Natsuru's time as a female student. It even had information on how popular she was with both men and women in the school.

"Well, only my lovely daughter would mingle with the people of this popularity."

"Oh god...he's hopeless." Kaoru facepalmed.

Five Minutes Later

The three girls were walking through the hallway of Ouran and stopped at the abandoned music room.

"Well, this is it. Home sweet home." Haruhi said. She opened the door.

Ranma immediately threw her arms up to cover her face, "AAGGHH! Too much pink!" "I know, it's like ChibiUsa accidentally swallowed her gum and #$^& it out." Natsuru said.

"Umm...I've never heard it like that before." Haruhi commented.

"Haruhi!" three voices yelled as a tall blonde and two twins jumped onto Haruhi knocking her over.

"Are these the friends of yours Haruhi?" Natsuru asked.

"Someone, get these guys offa me." Haruhi grunted.

"Sorry Haruhi, but no one ever helped me when I was dogpiled at my old school." Ranma said.

"Ah, yes. You two must be Ranma Saotome and Natsuru Senou. Welcome to Ouran Academy. The Ouran High School Host Club is where rich girls with way too much time on their hands are entertained by rich boys who also have way too much time on their hands. Just think of it like-"

"A male brothel full of a bunch of teases." Natsuru interrupted.

This made Tamaki mope and slump into a corner.

"Hi, we're the Hitachiin Twins. I'm Hikaru." "And I'm Kaoru." "But can you tell us apart?" The twins introduced.

"Sure I can, you're Hikaru." Ranma said, pointing to the twin on the right.

"What! How'd you figure it out so quickly?" Kaoru screamed.

"Simple, Hikaru sounds like that guy from D Gray Man. You know, the white haired guy. That blonde friend of yours sounds like Edward Elric for some reason."

"Really? I thought he sounded like Greece from Hetalia." Haruhi thought out loud.

"I always said he sounded like a prepubescent Broly." Hikaru interjected.

"WILL YOU ALL PLEASE STOP MAKING FUN OF MY VOICE!"

"Anyway, Ranma, this is Honey-Sempai." Haruhi introduced.

"Haru-Chan!" Honey yelled before jumping into the girls arms.

"I missed you too Honey-Sempai, and Mori-Sempai as well." This made the very tall kendoist smile as his way of saying hi.

"So, you're the famous Haninozuka?" Ranma asked.

"Yep, that's me! Are you really the famous Ranma Saotome from Nerima? I remember him being a boy."

"Ugghhh, well I don't really know who that guy was, but I'm definitely 'a' Ranma Saotome from Nerima. You wanna spar now?"

"Okay, sure."

Change of Scene

The area of the music room was cleared and Ranma and Honey faced each other both wearing karate gi's.

"Don't think I'll go easy on you just cause you're a kid."

"Don't think I'll go easy on you just cause you're a girl."

Ranma and Honey charged at each other as fast as they could. Ranma started by sweeping the leg, but Honey jumped over it and did brought his foot down on her head. Ranma caught it and threw him aside. Honey got to his feet quickly and jumped up into the air. He threw down several shurikens. Ranma dodged them as they planted themselves into the floor, this made all the girls in the room gasp. Ranma didn't want to try and use a ki bolt for fear that it would hurt Honey.

The two brawled and scrapped for about half an hour. Panting, both of them finally gave in and passed out at the same time.

Ranma awoke and found herself lying on a soft pink couch. She then felt something snuggled against her and looked down to see Honey clutching her as he slept. She gently nudged him awake.

"You're really soft Ranma-chan." Honey said in his have asleep daze.

"Umm...thanks. You were really good in our fight. I can see why you're so well known."

"You're really good too. You're better than me."

"I don't think I'm better than you, you train the military."

"But I saw that you weren't working to your full potential, I was. If you did use everything you got, I would've lost."

"Well that's very nice of you Honey."

"So, when are you gonna tell Haru-chan that you're really a boy?"

"Uhhh...What are you talking about?"

"Ranma-chan, you wouldn't lie to me, would you?" Honey asked with puppy dog eyes.

"I don't want to tell Haruhi, I don't want her to know."

"Okay then. You wanna go back to sleep? My nap time isn't over yet."

"Sure, why not."

ZZZZZZ

End of Chapter 2: Thanks for reading. I know this is a weird request, but if there's anyone who might wanna do fan art for this or my other stories, just tell me.

 
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